Reading the Philosophers

[sdi]

• Proclus: Huh? Okay, so that's super wrong, but it's fascinating—where the hell did you find it?
• Porphyry: *nods along*
• Plotinus: Huh? What on earth are you talking ab... Oh! Oh. Oh. That's really elegant. Hrm. Now I just need to rethink all my assumptions, again...
• Apuleius: Okay, that's honestly pretty funny, but would you just get to the point already?
• Diogenes: ✊
• Plato: ARGH WHAT THE FUCK SOCRATES *flings book across room*