By the dog of Egypt

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Okay this is dumb, but speaking of dogs, did you know Socrates is fond of swearing by Anubis? "μὰ τὸν κύνα τὸν Αἰγυπτίων θεόν," he says: "by the dog, the Egyptian god!"

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